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Procrasturbation

Person one: Last night my boyfriend and I were procrasturbating. It was epic poggers.

Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???
by That_Lemon_Gay September 4, 2023
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Procrasturbate

I really need to study for finals, but I think I'll procrasturbate with some Call of Duty first.
by BoardGameGuy August 7, 2023
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procrasturbate

when u don't wanna do work so u jerk off
"I didn't want to write that essay last night so I procrasturbated"
by Nick Clarkes January 15, 2021
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Procrasturbate

When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate
I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate
by Jedidiah Breeze March 6, 2021
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Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.
Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.
by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022
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the act of rubbing one out for a long period of time, usually due to little or no ambition
Day off tomorrow, just gonna sleep in then procrasturbate the rest of the afternoon.
by KtownBrian November 8, 2021
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I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating
by Wanana March 24, 2022
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