Oriental Orthodox

The only true form of Orthodoxy

"I'm Oriental Orthodox"

by OwenTheGreat January 10, 2024

Oriental Orthodox

The actual, true Orthodox church, established by our Lord Jesus Christ through the holy Apostles, which has carried the true, uncorrupted apostolic faith through the ages.

The Oriental Orthodox Church is the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Orthodox Church.

by Amo Antonius January 10, 2024

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

Gentle Oriental

To describe a person from the Orient who has a gentle disposition

Abi: Hey honey, do you see that guy chasing a raccoon around the parking lot with a baguette raised above his head?

Lee: Oh yeah, that's Zhao Feng, he's a bit nuts but completely harmless. Everyone calls him the gentle oriental

by Jahn Solo July 14, 2022

Oriental

It simply means Eastern or Asian. It's the opposite of occidental, a geographical term denoting the West, but libtards and other hypersensitive children get offended regardless of how and when you use the term. Be offended. Get over yourself. And if you have an inferiority complex, visit a shrink.

I bought some food from the Oriental aisle at the grocery store. Too bad these idiots lump everyone from Asia together. Oh well, I'm sure glad I have Western values and don't take myself too seriously. Oh, wait a minute, I hate Western values because Western values means white values. But wait a minute, isn't that also lumping everyone from the West together too. O well, never mind the cognitive dissonance coming from my pea brain. Time to complain on social media and earn some victim points.

by Walt_Kowalski July 30, 2022

ADO (atypical dedicated orientation)

Atypical dedicated orientation (or ADO) - when one's sexual or romantic orientation (or both if they are gender- aligned) is atypically centered on a specific person who does not express the gender they are typically oriented to.

Like: You dig your man, but none of those other dudes do it for you at ALL, and really, women, trans, asexual or non-binary folx are where it's at for you sexually and/or romantically. He's the exception to the rule - lucky guy!!

You could use this as a way of articulating your broader orientation. Like: I'm bisexual but have ADO for my husband. I am not gonna be chasing any other cis men if we break up though!

I have ADO (atypical dedicated orientation) for my husband cuz he's the ONLY man I would ever want!

by Lee Malcolm May 9, 2022

Sexual orientation

When your college holds an orgy to get to know everyones sexual orientation

Girl 1: hey are you going to the sexual orientation party tonight

Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian

Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian

by Axrx December 9, 2021