Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

Chronophilic Orientation

A romantic or sexual orientation tied to a chronophilia. For some chronophiles, their sexual or romantic orientation isn't the same when it comes to adults VS minors. For example, a non-exclusive pedophile could be attracted to children of multiple genders or all genders while only being attracted to one gender of adults. This implies that there may be a separate sexuality or romantic orientation for some chronophiles that only applies to people within their chronophilic age of attraction.

I am normally straight but my chronophilic orientation is gay.

by Shugunou February 17, 2023

Oriental Handshake

Grabbing ones balls, from behind, while they are bowing.

While the emperor bowed, the president gave him an Oriental Handshake.

by anonymous February 18, 2023

Oriental Orthodox

The only true form of Orthodoxy

"I'm Oriental Orthodox"

by OwenTheGreat January 10, 2024

Oriental Orthodox

The actual, true Orthodox church, established by our Lord Jesus Christ through the holy Apostles, which has carried the true, uncorrupted apostolic faith through the ages.

The Oriental Orthodox Church is the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Orthodox Church.

by Amo Antonius January 10, 2024

ADO (atypical dedicated orientation)

Atypical dedicated orientation (or ADO) - when one's sexual or romantic orientation (or both if they are gender- aligned) is atypically centered on a specific person who does not express the gender they are typically oriented to.

Like: You dig your man, but none of those other dudes do it for you at ALL, and really, women, trans, asexual or non-binary folx are where it's at for you sexually and/or romantically. He's the exception to the rule - lucky guy!!

You could use this as a way of articulating your broader orientation. Like: I'm bisexual but have ADO for my husband. I am not gonna be chasing any other cis men if we break up though!

I have ADO (atypical dedicated orientation) for my husband cuz he's the ONLY man I would ever want!

by Lee Malcolm May 9, 2022

Sexual orientation

When your college holds an orgy to get to know everyones sexual orientation

Girl 1: hey are you going to the sexual orientation party tonight

Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian

Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian

by Axrx December 9, 2021