Nutella

A jam made primarily from chocolate and hazelnuts.

Tyler: Hazelnut is a fruit so that makes nutella a jam
Kim: I fucking hate you

by 24 guys February 16, 2021

Nutella yeah

something tender soft chewy and all the good things only a fool doesn't know what it is.

"Hey, dude you know what Nutella yeah is right?"
"This is a joke right Nutella is everything good man only a fool wouldn't"

by internetbrowserandanimalfreak March 30, 2021

Nutella-esque

Someone so tasty they remind you of the bliss that is Nutella.

"The taste of his lips was Nutella-esque. Simply delicious."

by Nut A. lots October 13, 2011

Nutella Milkshake

An activity for scat fetishists - involving a blender, a cup of milk, and a log of somebody’s feces. After it has blended, it’s poured into a funnel that was shoved up somebody’s rectum.

“Yo, it smells like shit. What did you two do last night?”

“I had a Nutella Milkshake with my wife.”

by Artyphaggot May 25, 2023

foretoast la nutella

A brother that wanted a foretoast la nutella but his brother wants a pizza so they say LOL

A brother that wanted a foretoast la nutella but his brother wants a pizza so they say LOL

by Jackie boo June 12, 2023

Blue nutella

When two gerbils lay on top of eachother while sleeping

“Look those gerbils are doing the Blue Nutella”

by Theofficialbatlovesgerbils November 20, 2023

Nutella Hotdog

When you having anal sex and she didn’t clean herself but she said she did but that’s in the past now but now you got shit all over your dick and it hurts and it’s throbbing. Ah fuck u got a Nutella hotdog.

I was having sex and she shit all over my dick

Holy moly, you got a Nutella hotdog

by Ricecak December 28, 2023