Max

the guy on the block
rockin that cock shock
ay
poo on the floor
your momma at the front door

Caitlyn: Max please stop drawing gay porn PLEASE-
Max: I can’t hear you

by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Max

If you have a Max in your life you are very lucky. Now if you do go up to him and have fun with him and be best buds with him. Normally Max’s hair is blond but it can sometimes be brown. Now there might be that lucky girl someday that he likes. If your are that girl than just go for it and ask him out. They are very unique and funny with a bubbly personality. But, if you do have a Max in your life then go show it of to everyone because you would be lucky to have one in your life!

Karen: “Have you seen Max”
Sarah: “Who’s that”
Karen: “Oh that’s my friend he is very loyal!”
Sarah: “Aww lucky you have a loyal friend. The only loyal friend I have is you”

by theb0mb.c0m October 22, 2019

Max

A cutie pie who has stolen my heart. A sweet angel who cares all for his love. He is a funny boy who always makes me laugh. He is quite chaotic but I love him non the less. Max faces many struggles but always seems to amaze me how he fights to the end. He is my future husband and inspires everyone around him to try their best. He is so very creative and smart, he writes amazing stories and draws the best art ever. Max stops at nothing and keeps fighting for what he knows is right. He tries hard for the ones he loves and I hope he knows I admire every single thing about him.

Max is such a cutie pie, I just love him!

by Dogsandsuch October 25, 2019

Max

A huge fucking nonce

Oh look, there's a max looking at those kids

by Max the nonce October 28, 2021

Max

He is the big gay and he is stupid and loves the one. (She does ice skating, thats a hint max). Max loves a girl named "anonymous" but he won't tell her. Max is also aprtialy gay and loves lachlan.

Max loves "anonymous" but he would also like to grab lachlan by his booty cheeks.

by Max loves anonymous December 4, 2018

Max

Pretty Chill Guy

Someone: Who’s Max?
Someone Else: He’s a Pretty Chill Guy.

by It’s Max March 2, 2022

Max

Max's are easy going guys who can get along with almost anybody. However they have very strong opinions that often get them in trouble, and sometimes are extremely judgmental of others based on very little. Everyone and no one, knows Max. He's friendly and funny, with quick-witted jokes that win a crowd, but besides that, what does anyone know about Max? Ask him something personal, like, "What are you most afraid of?" and he'll answer, "Nothing." or "Dying." and that'll be the end of that conversation. He has layers. Layers of walls. It uncertain if he's walls can ever be breached, cause they haven't been so far.

A: Did you hear what Max said?
B: Yeah, it really hurt (blank)s feelings...
A: He should apologize or something.
B: Max would never apologize.

by PrincessPea04 May 1, 2019