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laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
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Frosted Laptop

When I put doughnuts on my laptop its a frosted laptop mmm good.
Are those REALLY Entemanns chocolate frosted doughnuts on a laptop? What are you thinking? Is that the new Frosted Laptop?
by SurelySimple February 26, 2021
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Laptop

A laptop is a portable computer that cant manage to get 60+ fps without you spending around 900$ dollars into it.
"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"
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Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop

Felica is the best laptop in existence she is the bread to my butter the paper to my book the words to my page I love her so much.
Alessio : Hey isnt that Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop you're with?
Me : yeah it is!

Oscar and William: damm felica the gaming laptop looking hella fine ngl .
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Laptop Gamer

Dude who has either bigger balls then jupiter or cant afford and pc
"Hey dude i heard he/she is an laptop gamer"
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Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021
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sentient laptop

When a mentally unstable greek man accidentally creates the first self-aware artificial intelligence on his laptop by downloading porn viruses.
Recorded video from unknown origin: "The year is 2100, the sentient laptop has reduced every city into a nuclear wasteland. The rest of us are being picked off one by one"
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