LAIDS

Lady-aids or lesbian-aids.

Nobody really knows.

"AYYY, you got LAIDS!"
"Nah, mate i'm not lesbian!"
"But you are a Lady!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

by Primake September 24, 2018

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018

laid an acorn

A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.

Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!

by kerbalicious January 23, 2018

goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

Laid

Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day

“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
“Ye bro,same!”

by Bored247 March 15, 2020

Get laid

Getting shot or knocked out by someone or something

Pull up u gonna get laid

by Blm today August 3, 2020

Laid Up

It’s a phrase that’s used to describe when you’re temporarily out of action due to illness or injury or a disability.

Basically it’s a stste of being disabled or being forced to lay low, again because of sickness or injury & you’re either in the hospital or confined to your bed at home.

“Hey man! How’s your brother?” “Yo, he’s laid up in the hospital.” “WHAT?! What happened?” “Car accident man.” “Oh dude, sorry! Give him my best.”

by Big Antz December 29, 2023