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lad points

points obtained by acting in a way deemed to be "ladsy" or showing lad behaviour and/or attributes
Guy 1: I took 3 gibbons on the weekend and had sex with the biggest dardi ever while her parents were in the next room
Guy 2: Traauueee!! 80,000 lad points! That is so ladsy!!
by phaterection October 22, 2006
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true lad

a british phenomenon; beer chugging, banter loving, footie watching, womanizing man - a LAD
by bifinator July 13, 2010
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likely lads

english rude boys, nike tracksuits etc
by carlos Barat May 17, 2006
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lad bag

large paper bag(holiday shopping bag) you have little boys stand in, when molesting them in a restroom stall, so passers by don't see his feet.
by crinklecrinkle September 17, 2003
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COME ON LADS!!!

1.Shouted (at enormous volume) when first realising it is kicking off, firstly to let your boys know that "those other cunts arent getting away with this", and also, to: strike the fear of death into their very soles. Aided greatly by the consumption of premium lager (preferably stella).

2.Screamed at the television, whilst in the pub, in a bid to spur on ones choice of football team.

3.The act of ejaculating on several males.
1.(Walking out of a club to see your mate has incited violence by trying to pull a bird infront of her boyfriend and is getting filled in) "COME ON LADS!!!" Run over and rap a bottle round his face.

2.(England have scored a crucial goal) "COME ON LADS!!!" "This ginger cunt is well better than that swedish twat".

3.The directors reply when the fresh faced debutant of a gay pornographic movie enquires "what do I need to do boss?"
by Big Penguin October 5, 2006
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lad name

"lad name" is a masculine substitute for maiden name, used when a man changes his name at marriage. birth name can also be used as a gender-neutral substitute.
When we got married, my husband took my last name. His lad name, though, was Weinerschnitzel, so I guess I can see why.
by fearlesstost March 10, 2017
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yeehaw lads

A yeehaw lads is a group of people who radiate Big Dick Energy and extreme crackhead energy. Will often shout yee yee and ride around in a badass toyota tacoma.
“Who are those people radiating such big dick energy?”

Oh those guys shirtless in the field? Thats just some yeehaw lads.
by The Real Thiccolas March 16, 2020
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