Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.

Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).

by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021

karate

the simple act of folding clothes while people are still wearing them

what do you do for a living?
Karate.

what is your hobby
Karate.

Karate?
Karate.

by mario juan69 September 16, 2021

karate chop

Something dangerous people do.

This real cocky girl wanted to box that dude or karate chop him, and though he wasn't going to tell her what to do or what not to do, he just thought she wasn't using her best judgment, that was all.

by The Original Agahnim October 18, 2021

Blade hawk karate

Blade hawk karate was created in the year 1463 by the Holy Sensai Derek.

"Blade hawk karate is run by the Holy sensai derek"

by Amelia2121 January 7, 2022

Karate chop

Secret code for a kiss

“I really wanna karate chop jack”
“I know, he’s so cute!”

by Swifty1989 January 7, 2022

Karate

hi ya

hi ya karate

by iWantToUnlive January 10, 2022

Karate Wanger Chick

A female that is in the Meth game and hustles meth dealers.

Bro, she's a karate wanger chick

by Glass Don December 12, 2021