Joo-ping

The act of jerking off while simultaneously shitting.

My wife caught me joo-ping and rewarded me with a blumpkin!!! (See blumpkin)

by Poop2024 April 9, 2024

Joos

Joos is such a weird guy. He is a feet guy and likes it when you Touch his feet or begin sucking his toes. He always maked a lewd face when he sees feet and also likes to lick between the toes, but he has a big dick.

A: did you see how Joos looked on my feet, while licking his lips?

B: Yes but he has a big dick!

by Jigdy November 22, 2021

joos

a word you can use instead of ''jews'' when you want to be racist but you don't want to be zucced (also it sounds funny)

- hey i am having a history quiz and i am stuck in this question. ''who got kicked out of 109 countries?'' can you help me?
- it's the joos

by DB9V122000 June 27, 2021