Haley

Affectionately known as 'Jugs' due to her ample bosom. Has a strange obsession with otters, getting through the day by drawing cartoons in MS Paint and eating various assortments of cheeses. There's no one like a Haley. Always good for a laugh, and able to recite almost any tv show or movie word for word. Can often be caught vomiting in the corner of a beer garden on a Friday and/or Saturday night.

Who's that girl throwing up in the corner? Oh never mind, it's just Haley on a diddly

by The Broccolini Baron July 10, 2011

Haley

Someone who enjoys the common butt fuck; pervert.
An extreme, professional bopper.

AKA- "The Big Bopper"

Jed: Damn nigga mudda fucka did yu see Haley tonight?? Bro she was AAAALLLL over meeee. Suckin that dick hard bro.

Daundre: Yeah bro I knowzz it. Dats why she be called da BIG BOPPER.

by gaylick January 23, 2010

Haley

A super pretty blonde girl, but her hair color is not natural. She is CRAZY and everyone loves her. People think she's weird. But that's just her. Her bestfriend (well one of them) is Kayleigh. She lovesss Brett. She's very very slow. People call her mean stuff, and spred very untrue rumors. Is conceded, and brushes her hair in class, and looks at her self in a mirror.

Haley's awesome.<3

by HaleyyForEverBabbyyy.<3(: March 6, 2009

Haley

Haley, a next door neighbor with a good personality but, with no will to comfort you. More like smash your face into the snow, lock you in a room, or make you clean her room, etc.

hi haley.... no trampoline jumping today.....or ever again......

by MaddieLovesHorses February 27, 2019

Haley

Haley is a beautiful girl with short brown hair and amazing hips and lips and is very romantic and if she makes a mistake she will not stop till she fixes it.

She can cause drama and gossip but she can easly make thing right again .

She a perfect lover and if she likes you she might not tell you so tell her first before she moves on , and if you have a Haley keep her , love her , and you both will be happyest people on earth

I have a Haley she's a girl and I'm a girl cause Haleys are usually bi or pan.

by 🏳️🌈yepitsme🏳️🌈 June 12, 2018

Haley

Definitely a girl you want to know. She will be protective of you. While being strong and seeming like she doesn't care she will also melt your heart with how cute she is. When she's gone there will be a strong desire to just be in her presence again.

Person 1: my girlfriend is a Haley.

Person 2: you have more luck than lottery winners.

by Nekoahmya October 2, 2018

Haley

A fat ugly nasty bitch who likes to start shit with everyone she sees. She likes to fuck everyone’s boyfriend because she’s just that much Of a whore. She really thinks her man is gonna stay with her but in reality he’s just using her for sex and doesn’t like her at all because she’s disgusting and looks like she got hit with a bus. Shes such a fat whale and nobody likes her. She’s a really big slut too. She tends to act like she’s so much better than everyone Else when in reality nobody even likes her.

“Who is that”
“Oh that’s just that dumb fat ugly whore, Haley”

by Dumb_bitches05 December 12, 2019