Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011

smooth dumplings

Shaved testicles.

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 8, 2011

Dirty Dumpling

Mom (yours or hers) feeds you while she rides you cow girl keeping your hands free to grope both of them.

It was my first dirty Dumpling and I told them I want that for dinner every night from now on it’s my favorite meal.

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Protein Dumpling

Dried out semen inside an orifice

One night Beau shot a load so big inside of Tippy that when he went down on her the next morning he ate a protein dumpling.

by The word of god November 3, 2019

Rotating Dumplings

Slurping protein dumplings from one another’s orifices.

I was still so turned on we started rotating dumplings after our nap.

by The word of god November 3, 2019

Chug Dumpling

When you chug a beer while taking a dump.

I cracked a beer on the toilet and chugged it as I pooped. I preformed a chug dumpling.

by Dr Chug Dumpling October 3, 2021

Douche dumpling

Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.

today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .

by LJpeas October 18, 2021