Ding

word one says after consuming pot and is backed. originating from the sound an oven makes after you food is baked. first uttered in this context: "Ding! ...your 'bobby' is baked!"

guy:(walks into art class) Ding!
girl: WOW, u smell like pot so much, have sum gum
guy: thanks ;)

by Da Ding-myester December 9, 2007

ding

means "correct". This term came from the sound a MAC makes when a file upload is complete, meaning "you accomplished your upload"

person 1: I think she is s complete gaphead.
person 2: Ding!

by bizon April 22, 2003

ding-ding

A fucking idiot; a person lacking in common sense.

Man, that dude is such a ding-ding.

by the b-word April 17, 2006

Chen Ding

An amazing and epic man who, while also being a gold medal Olympic walker, is also a name for only the most sexy and awesome men. He makes women nut at the sight of him, and also may have erectile disfunction.

Man 1:Wow, that Chen Ding is a pretty sexy human!
Man 2: That nigga stole my girl!

by not chen ding October 5, 2018

DIng King

A person possessing a large number of dingleberries, or a person who eats/cleans large amounts of dingleberries from clients.

Person 1: Yo, do you see Jack over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he's the Ding King.

by NipSlicer69 May 9, 2011

ding

Referring to the sound a toaster makes when it finishes...Thus, when a person finishes (orgasms) they 'ding.'

used to describe something REALLY good, orgasmic.

A: "how was dinner?"
B: "mmm...ding."

or

A: "How was dinner?"
B: "lets just say i dinged about 5 times while eating."

by pancakes make me ding September 12, 2008

Choi-Ding

Choi-Ding is a term commonly used by Asian casino degenerates to describe getting the ever living shit kicked out of them by a caucasian card dealer....usually pertains to the game Bacarat. The term has matriculated to every day vernacular to mean getting the unholy Piss beaten out of you by a monkey or other large disgusting primate. Ex. "Wow, did you hear Larry got Choi- Dinged last night by that chimp that escaped from George Bush's basement." Can also be used as a verb to describe inflicting an ungodly beating on someone or something; typically by pulling ones pants down, farting loudly, then throwing severally spinning crane kicks in rapid succession.

"I Choi-dinged the shit out of that drunken manatee last night"...

by Jimmy flipper-nuts October 13, 2012