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Political Coyote Ugly

A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.

It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.
by E Rad October 6, 2012
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Coyote Edging

It was unfortunate that my friends left me in the car to go coyote edging.
by Clearcups May 25, 2023
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Coyote ugly

When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it

Like a coyote in heat

its kinda ugly to the neighbors

You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling

They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited

"Did you hear that last night?"

"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"

Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night

"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"

She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much

Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
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Coyote

Dang the other day this coyote walked by and gave me a horrible look.
by Lesbian_hoe June 16, 2018
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Coyote

A woman that dates a younger man. This woman is typically unattractive, dull-witted, and obnoxious. She does not possess the elegant qualities of a cougar.
Yes, her son hooked up with that old coyote at the trailer park.
by Hood rat 90 January 23, 2019
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Ouija and coyotes

ghosts are telling you to love the person you are with. So if you are playing this satanic game and hear the howls. It’s the ghost telling you that you have found your soul mate. Ps if it’s one howl then run or stop playing. If it’s multiple then you are safe.
My friend and i were playing with his ouija board and we started hearing coyotes that felt like they were all around us. the mix of the Ouija and Coyotes made me jump into his arms and now we are together always doing scary stuff.
by Sidney-day September 25, 2022
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Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.
SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
by Jsslade October 13, 2022
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