Axe Cop

Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife

Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier chopped the bad guy's head off

by scratchmaster101 April 28, 2011

cop knock

When someone knocks so hard that you think it's the cops.

You scared the crap out of me! Why'd you have to cop knock? I was smoking weed man and I thought it was the cops and I totally freaked out.

by Turbo Werewolf March 15, 2005

Cop the flack

Where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself.

Looks like someone fucked up to make it urgent, I'll cop the flack again for this one!

by Dirk Rictor November 22, 2016

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

cop a feel

To feel on a woman's breasts or buttox; usually when she is not expecting it. Often followed up by a slap in the face.

"Susan was looking so great that I got behind her in line and copped a feel, she immediately turned around and slapped me."

by Kristen December 3, 2003

cop a flintch

The act of hanging on the back of a police car bumper while its driving on a snowy road.

See Skitching

Dang bob we're late for school, no problem Richie, let's cop a flintch on that cop car.

by WhiteRichie November 24, 2018

Donut Cop

A donut or doughnut cop is the stereotypical lazy, morbidly obese police officer that you wonder how they were even accepted to the force. Usually found serving the worst possible positions such as school or mall cop.

I’d avoid the bathroom to your right. I just saw a donut cop go in there.

by Weegee.exe March 22, 2021