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Blizzard Bedlam

An Ice stage on the south pole of little planet.

The term Bedlam has misled many into thinking it is an asylum.
Temporacle: So... are we gonna take the Time Stone back or something?

Dr. Robotnik: Sure I mean I had a rocket hooked up anyway so I guess.

Temporacle: Wait weren't we just at little planet? Can't we just go thru Prism Relic again?

Dr. Robotnik: Well I mean I was really looking forward to the rocket and I want to go to Blizzard Bedlam really ba- and Sonic is breaking in.

Temporacle: Wait, did he just jump into the water willingly.

Dr. Robotnik: Yeah I heard the music is really good down there.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 4, 2021
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warm blizzard

The act of blasting the fattest load your balls can produce all over your unsuspecting ladies face.
I can’t believe Chad! His warm blizzard is running down my nose.
by BDE_Hamilton May 29, 2021
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Alaskan blizzard

When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.
by Felt her November 23, 2021
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Blizzard Slap

A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the semen breaks out like a blizzard on her face.
After railing his girlfriend Peter North blizzard slapped her till she cried.
by Steeldriver August 1, 2008
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blizzard booty

sex obtained during the high snow accumulation particularly in the mid-western and northwestern regions and once in Atlanta, GA. Blizzard Booty also results in babies born in September and October.
There was a lot of blizzard booty going on during the Polar Vortex of 2014
by ButtaFlyy January 30, 2014
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Fecal blizzard

When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.

When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.

I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
by Aqua lung October 7, 2013
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blizzard

an ugly person
a "cold" blizzard is a very, very, unattractive person
That girl is a blizzard. She is ugly!!.
by Ms. Rita Skeeta79 January 19, 2008
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