sebastian stan

he is the cutest man on earth. he is a religion. we should all worship him. idk why he is so perfect not that im complaining but he is too good to be true, i mean he is 6"0, if your're 5"3 TAALLL, his face is has more structure than your life and yk everything.

real story
me: you know i love sebastian stan
friend: its just a phase trust me ive seen you been through this with like 5 guys
me: no this one is going to last

5 years later...

me: told you he was not a phase he is the best crush i could ever ask myself for
friend: didnt think you were going to make it

by SS-TH-BORHAP-LM September 21, 2020

hard stan

someone who is thirsty for their fave and expresses it in a sexual manner

she is such a hard stan for Kim Minseok!

by aalibox April 18, 2017

Theory of Stan

The theory that when all else fails and there is nothing you can do to make a situation better, you should just fuck it. The phrase was first spoken by the mighty and wise Stan to a clingy ex-girlfriend relating her woes. After Stan had carefully observed the story, he related his advice. Just Fuck it.

Girl: "I just can't get over him. He broke my heart and I still love him."

Stan: "Fuck it, Lynn. Just fuck it. So says the Theory of Stan."

by Matt O'Neilll March 1, 2010

stan lee

the genius behind marvel comics, and some of the best characters ever. he has the job that we all want, and a pretty dudey moustache go go with it !

we love stan lee, i wish i had a moustache

by phil and eve the geniuses June 11, 2004

Kpop Stan

Terrorist Organization

Maybe if you stanned loona you wouldn't of looked up the definition of a kpop stan

by MAYBEIFYOUSTANNEDLOONA March 19, 2021

Sebastian stan

extreme confusion with everything that’s going on

person 1: that girls weird she never knows what’s going on
person 2: she’s such a sebastian stan
person 3: i am too!

by lokixbuckylove August 7, 2019

Stan Smith

A Stan Smith is a family man with conservative values. A Stan Smith has a sexy chin, has a beautiful voice, wears a wig to cover his baldness, and is fat. He also has a round ass. The typical Stan Smith has an annoying housewife, a loser son, and a staunch liberal daughter. A Stan Smith is typically employed at the CIA and has come into contact with an alien on at least one occasion. You know you're a Stan Smith when you have a talking German goldfish.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the sexy chin?
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 15, 2018