wheat tits

a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.

max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."

jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."

by woggzy July 2, 2019

Load the wheat

Truck drivers euphemism for sexual intercourse despite a yeast infection.

That lizard slag let me load the wheat and I'm still not itchy.

by Ditchweed April 25, 2019

wheat berries

A type of berries

I love wheat berries there so good

by Dyer forever January 8, 2018

Red wheat

The book when a woman's having her period and gets a yeast infection

Damn girl are you making red wheat

by Rockcane May 2, 2017

Sam wheat

So sexy and gets any lady is 100% straight with a big schlong

Sam wheat is hot

by ys han October 21, 2019

Wheat Penny

A type of penny that was minted from 1909 to 1956 and was one year, made of steel.

YOOO I FOUND A FUCKING WHEAT PENNY WTF!!!????? Person 2: bro that isn't even that rare...

by Jimmisphere May 4, 2021

whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.

"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."

by eatingknees May 27, 2023