candle watcher

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.

Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."

by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023

cross watcher

In tarot culture

When you watch a reading to find something out about someone else from their signs perspective.

“My ex is an Aries so I cross watched the Aries reading.”

“I’m an Aquarius but I’m watching Leo’s reading because that’s my friends sign, I’m cross watching by watching Leo.”

“She’s a cross watcher. She watches other people’s signs.”

by skyguy777 October 25, 2023

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

Bird Watcher

A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.

“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”

by Hyper918 May 10, 2023

bsd watcher

a mentally ill person who watches a show/ reads a book called bungo stray dogs.

“Hey I’m a bsd watcher!”

“Get therapy.”

by ad._ee December 10, 2023

head-watcher

A nosy person.

He's such a head-watcher!

by Givmefweedum July 18, 2023

Pants Watcher

The opposite of the person who wears the pants in a relationship. Also known as a beta or a sub.

Veronica is the pants watcher for sure. But she likes being told what to do so it works.

by Na—— August 22, 2023