pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

Drew Wadding

A player who will act like he loves you and you're the only one in the world for him, but then get bored of you after you fall in love with him. He will leave and go right on to the next girl who will join the relationship and unexpectedly ruin her life. He will leave her crying and alone, and then be laughing about it behind her back. He is EVIL. DON'T TRUST ANYONE WITH THIS NAME. Player

Drew Wadding is a *BLEEP* little *BLEEP* who deserves to *BLEEP* in a *BLEEP*. Player

by Noobfacedddd March 30, 2013

mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.

Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!

by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013

Wad block

A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.

Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n

by HRabbit October 13, 2016

wad and shove

one of the many methods of shoplifting thongs.

don’t be nervous dude! you just gotta wad and shove em!

by yeehawbrotherbro March 3, 2020

twat-wad

a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.

"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."

by kroostergirl February 19, 2012

Pussy Wad

A piece of toilet paper that has attached to your pubic hair after using the bathroom & later makes its way off your pussy & onto the floor.

Make sure you use good toilet or you'll end up with pussy wad.

by MG88 April 16, 2012