The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).
Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
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Get the Simon Tong mug.Katelynn is a super funny and amazing person!! Wow I would love to be friends w her. She is a straight A student and is so good at soccer. She really likes white ppl. (this is for the huzz). anyways she is NOT racist or homophobic sometimes.
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Get the Tongs be Tongin’ mug.Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (MXTX, 墨香铜臭) is a pseudonym for a very popular Danmei author. MXTX has written 3 novels and is working on a fourth, MoDao ZuShi, (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation,) Tian Guan Ci Fu (Heaven Official's Blessing,) and SVSSS (Scum Villain's Self Saving System.)
Her pseudonym means the stink of ink and money. More specifically, Mo Xiang ( 墨香) means 'black fragrance,' or 'scent of ink,' and Tong Xiu (铜臭) means 'the stink of money.'
She is the most predominant Danmei author, with all her books getting at translations, getting at least one season of a donghua, and MDZS having a fully finished 3-season donghua, a love action inspired called The Untamed, a manhua, two audio dramas, and a mini chibi donghua. TGCF has gotten similar but not complete treatment. MXTX's first series, SVSSS is suffering a different fate.
Her pseudonym means the stink of ink and money. More specifically, Mo Xiang ( 墨香) means 'black fragrance,' or 'scent of ink,' and Tong Xiu (铜臭) means 'the stink of money.'
She is the most predominant Danmei author, with all her books getting at translations, getting at least one season of a donghua, and MDZS having a fully finished 3-season donghua, a love action inspired called The Untamed, a manhua, two audio dramas, and a mini chibi donghua. TGCF has gotten similar but not complete treatment. MXTX's first series, SVSSS is suffering a different fate.
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Person 1: Ready for 1v1 in the game?
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .
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