Shoes that are not quite flats or pumps, that are way too small for feet that are way too swollen or too big, and cause the shoes to flatten.
By the end of the long ceremony, her poor feet had swollen so much that her stylish little kitten heel shoes had turned into splats—those not-quite-flats, not-quite-pumps that get squashed into a pancake when the foot is way too big for them.
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What’s he covered in?!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
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A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
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I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.
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