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spirituality

A term that means absolutely nothing at all, but that people claim to practice when they want to sound deep, and mystically wise, but it's not RELIGION, they would never practice anything so crass and gauche as RELIGION, of course, they want to let you know that they're not like those silly God-botherers, no, THEY just engage in the exact type of magical thinking as religious followers, but don't even have the "God" excuse to fall back on.
Dumbass: Ever since I fucked up my life, I've decided to begin practicing spirituality. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
Rational Person: What the fuck does that even mean?
by q359 July 25, 2023
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spiritual washdown

a description of an energy healing session; a therapeutic session encompassing the whole person; removal of blocks from any aspect of a person's life; a session that works with a person on all levels (physical, emotional, mental, energetic, spiritual); a phrase that enables energy healers to describe what they do to people who have no idea about complementary / alternative healing modalities without having to resort to saying "no, it's nothing to do with your house utilities".
- Could I book a spiritual washdown with you;

- A spiritual washdown is just what I need;

- I love the description "spiritual washdown, it describes what you do so well
- If you're feeling blocked in some aspect of your life, a spiritual washdown will help you move forward with a new sense of excitement and clarity
by Mundleberrypie August 8, 2023
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Spiritually Abstract

1.Unique, Different, Spiritual, Authentic, Original

2.Spiritually Abstract Art/Music
3.A Indie (independent)

music artist Songwriter named

Mason Albert Papay

Whom Mixes, Master's, Engineer's, Produce's and Publish's his own music. Born 01/14/1995

(No Genre)

#No Labels
"Let's Go see Spiritually Abstracts' Performance (Aka. Live show)"
"That Music/Art Is Spiritually Abstract"
"That song is Produced by, Spiritually Abstract"
by Golden Dawn Silver Dusk September 2, 2023
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Spiritual Bleaching

When your red flags turn white. When you once had a toxic trait that is a “red flag” but change your ways to be more positive.
Sally used to bash her ex every time she drank, “red flag”, but then she got proper therapy and healed from her trauma, called spiritual bleaching, turning her once red flag, now white
by BrooklynnR October 7, 2023
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Spiritual age

How much you believe in god the higher it is the better of a person you are and the other way around
She always believe her spiritual age is high
by 459395 May 1, 2022
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Spiritually Colonizing

Spiritual Colonizing means to change, destroy or eradicate traditions, ceremonies and initiations that are required in a closed spiritual practice. Typically these closed practices were founded by specific cultures.

Spiritual Colonizers are self entitled and are typically new agers that think they can alter and destroy anything they wish. They do not think it is possible to be wrong or to practice incorrectly. They think that everything changes with the times and that means they can mix and alter closed practices.

Spiritual Colonizers will ignore the rules or traditions of a closed practiced.

Spiritual Colonizing is a belief system commonly in New Age Practitioners and Witches that do not understand that some things are set in stone.
She is trying to add wicca to traditional shamanism. She is trying to alter the practices and is spiritually colonizing.

They are Caucasian but are trying to practice a culturally created closed practice without doing mandatory initiations, ceremonies and rites. They do not have ancestry, Experiences or have been Initiated by existing members. They are Spiritually Colonizing.

New Agers believe since it is 2022, everything changes with the times because they believe it does. All things must change and for that reason it means that all things can be destroyed, altered, eradicated or abandoned based off opinion alone. They believe that nobody is wrong and there isn't a wrong way of doing things. They are spiritually colonizing.
by umbra.operis October 13, 2022
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alternative spiritual community

The name of a wonderful cult started by Klaus Hargreeves, also includes sex swings.
Person: what the fuck is going on over there?
Me: oh, that’s just Klaus’s cult, the alternative spiritual community
by Basictransguy March 9, 2022
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