The Solar Purgatory

The Solar Purgatory (abbreviated 'Sumber') is a fanmade combination of the 2 mini-maps Solar Express (Solex) and Pinball Purgatory (Pumber) from the (game)Celeste Strawberry Jam mod. It combines mechanics from the Solar Express (dream blocks, Theo) and Pinball Purgatory (bumpers, moonboosts). It's an extremely hard map with gameplay orders of magnitude harder than anything in the base game (including goldens, and fwg)

"Sumber's an awesome map and I have like double the respect for anyone who goes out of their way to beat it"
"I should lock myself in a room with 500 pizzas and only come out when I can beat the solar purgatory"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

Solar Empire

It is a sacred and sovereign suprapolitical-spiritual unity of various territories, peoples and nations. Headed by the figure of the emperor, it has transcendental, metaphysical, mythical, aristocratic, political, warrior, symbolic, cultural and spiritual aspects. Its ingrained values are loyalty, fidelity, honor and glory.

Solar Empire is the shining of a new era.

by tradical July 1, 2023

solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 2, 2023

Creus, Grand Solar Knight

some Aurium warrior that hates spiders

Rank 200 with mothership/lanite gear: can anyone carry me on Creus, Grand Solar Knight?
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh

by gub. August 25, 2023

Xavier Solar Eclipse

A solar eclipse but with the celestial object under the name of “Xavier” passing over the moon.

“Is that an asteroid? It must be the infamous Xavier Solar Eclipse!”

by ERICK C. EC April 8, 2024

Real Solar System

Real Solar System is a mod for kerbal space program that suicidal people play on. it replaces the stock kerbin system with a real scale solar system with earth and the other planets. it is super hard and will make pros feel like shitty noobs again. if you are considering downloading it please dont heres the suicide hotline number 800-273-8255

Jim: hey im gonna download Real Solar System
Tyrone: dont do it bro there is still hope in life
Jim: *downloads RSS*
Jim: *instantly hangs himself*

by hypebeast42069 July 6, 2022

Solar Suicide

The act of a white skinned redhead sitting in the sun on a hot day.

Jerry is committing solar suicide sitting in the sun like that with his red hair and pasty white complexion.

by Snow Biscuit July 31, 2022