Snookie-monster

One who cannot get enough Snook.

Yo, i'm a snookie-monster.....I jizz my pants whenever I hear her name

by Definitiondude1 September 14, 2010

Snooki-winks

A term of affection for a person that over-emphasizes their adorableness. The term is used in place of the person's proper name. It frequently makes eavesdropping bystanders squeamish.

After an absence of several months, she spotted him at the airport and bellowed "Helllooo Snooki-winks!"

by blankblonde August 18, 2010

Snooki

An erection that you are unsure of why you have.

Every time I watch Full House I get a snooki.

by StevieIrwin March 14, 2013

Snooki

A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away

Person 1:Did you hear how Snooki prays on men like a feisty anaconda

by turtles3 December 31, 2014

Snooki

The stupid cat- I love

Snooki you are a stupid cat, and that is what I love about you

by Elskede Marie<3 June 17, 2019

Snookie

cuddle

want to go snookie beans

by snookieboy November 12, 2020

Snooki

That footcramp from Hell you get right before falling asleep that has the approximately same staying power as a cockroach. Generally only cured by standing back up out of bed again.

Bro 1: Bro, I was just about to pass out last night when I got the worst Snooki ever!
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.

by CTD87 August 2, 2016