Shrek

That little green fucker I have a gay fetish on.

I would like Shrek to suck my cock.

by JustinBieberLover1223 July 25, 2019

Shrek

A word to tell you that you are a fat green ogre with no friends except of a donkey. Also you live in a swamp.

Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, he’s a Shrek

by Suckmypeendawg69 May 7, 2019

Shrek

Once upon a time there was a lovely

princess. But she had an enchantment

upon her of a fearful sort which could

only be broken by love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded

by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.

Many brave knights had attempted to

free her from this dreadful prison,

but non prevailed. She waited in the

dragon's keep in the highest room of

the tallest tower for her true love

and true love's first kiss. (laughs)

Like that's ever gonna happen. What

a load of - (toilet flush)

Hey man let me shrek you off!

by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019

Shrek

The hottest green lump of sexy and a god among mortals

Shrek is god and I want him in my room

by GusTheGhoul3000 September 14, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is rich and smexy and owns 500 gucci shirts and is a VSCO girl and a Instagram baddie. He owns 5 teslas and a swamp. Ha,can't relate.He owns 20 pairs of custom made Air forces with Gucci in them.

Shrek is a baddie.

by teslaaa September 18, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is luv, shrek is life 🙏

Bruh shrek is luv, shrek is life 🙏

by anonymous October 10, 2021

Shrek

A celebrity sheep!

All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.

Well, who can blame her?

Baaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaa!

Ya know, a sheep? (they go maaaa & baaa)

by Tom July 7, 2004