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stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.
I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.
by Rhife July 19, 2016
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Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.
xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*
by Idc48374927 February 6, 2020
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Card stock

Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead
by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020
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five stocked

when playing a super smash bros battle, each player having 5 lives, then one player beat the other person without dying one. 5-0.
wanna get five stocked bro

dam he just got "5 stocked" playing super smash bros
by charlescharles October 11, 2012
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Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying
Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick
by Samy roberts August 22, 2011
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wet stock

A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun
Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!
by John lenhoda June 28, 2023
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stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
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