Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

Stitched

An alternative to saying you dot ditched by a *friend*

"Oh man XD I just got stitched"

by That name you can't remember May 3, 2018

Stitch

A sharp pain in the stomach area that can commonly occur to people doing physical activity, usually running.

Shaun doing a 5km run: 'Aww shit, got a stitch'

by bigboymcevoy November 18, 2020

Stitch

- a very intelligent person

To stitch means to put something together.

A smart person sees connections and relationships of resulting phenomena.

This Stitch over here figured that you can't know what something is if you can't interact with it.

by MickeyMaker December 15, 2020

stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.

Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.

by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021

Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.

Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.

by heccboi April 20, 2021

Stitch

update
(usually addressing a specific situation, that occurred or will occur*)

note: used more normally when discussing a situation (past tense, speaking about it like it already happened. Rather than, before)

*Examples of the Few Instances of 'Will Occur' Situations: plan updated, or updates for the plan

“And that’s the stitch”

- meaning that’s the update

by OnlyTruthHere February 7, 2023