rio is a very weird person he is diffrent in his own way some may say special if he was a number it would be 3 he is a good friend and always will make you laugh he will be in relationships but long ones .
by nn;fo4ht870gh October 3, 2020
Get the rio mug.Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011
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by sladesexer May 18, 2023
Get the Rio DB mug.a rio is probably the gayest person alive and can and will find feet pic you sent 10 years ago. he is racist, homophobic, and very sexist. he does the unimaginable by playing every single sport possible and still sucking
by yourbestperson May 23, 2023
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srsly im glad u exist and if ur reading this I love u
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dude named nemani: hhholylyy shit is that rio my love
random ginger girl: yeah back off..!
nemani: who r u.. 💀
random ginger girl: yeah back off..!
nemani: who r u.. 💀
by pancakeslvt February 15, 2023
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