The innate, human...? right to shamelessly ogle, gawk, lech over or perv on the attractive stranger you are crossing paths with whilst out running.
The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.
Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.
The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.
Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.
Graham: "Every time I overtook a hot girl during the race, I imagined I was allowed to have sex with her."
Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."
Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."
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I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL
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Get the Serge Privilege mug.The act of garnering Internet support through the shaming of others who you perceive as “privileged” . These attacks consist of “skinny privilege” “Beautiful privilege” “white privilege” or any other privilege you can come up with to attack someone for. If you cry enough and receive mass internet support from others , this then puts you in a position of jealousy privilege. You’ve become so professionally enraged about the makeup of others and have used it to your advantage.
Teresa they/them has used her jealousy privilege to gain 78,000 Twitter followers and a blue check Mark. She consistently critiques others for their “privilege” even though she’s White ,300 lbs , wears glasses , no love life
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and has bright purple hair ! She really should be working on herself before criticizing others, but her fan base keeps eating it up!
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