Young priest

Young priest is a priest who uses his nickname "young priest" to trick kids to like him, when he have gained the kids trust he will then lure them into his van and molest them

Young Priest: "Hello my children, i will be you mentor! Follow me!"
Kid: "FUCK OFF YOU PERVERTED OLD PRICK"

by pixpix123 September 27, 2017

moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman June 19, 2016

Priest Pussy

When referring to a a boy who was annaly penetrated by a Priest.

Damn, kanye west did you know Macaulay Cogan was Priest Pussy.

by Sippysaywhat May 16, 2016

beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018

Frisky Priest

Ever had a "Frisky Priest" shot?

It's just a shot of whatever is convenient, but as you take it someone has snuck behind you and jambs a thumb in your ass crack.

Elliot was out drinking with us and we got him a "frisky priest," he spat his drink all over the bar!

by Chas Duran December 8, 2020

Flipper the Priest

He who drinks perpetually.

Flipper the priest is out tonight.
Oh yeah?
Yep, he's on the beer obviously

by SwagLord II November 22, 2021

priest

Made from Joy and loved by everyone they meet, he is charming, and has a lot of charisma. He is funny and good at sports. Ladies love that kid and he will always be loved or hated by friends or foes. Sometimes get a bad rap sheet but is unique and one of a kind. He is one of the special ones in this World and to know him is to love him. If you ever get a Priest or Pre Pre make sure to treasure him forever.

Priest is a beast in Football. That guy is a stud.

by Joyandpain November 21, 2021