Oklahoma Roastbeef

The art of inserting a curling iron into the vagina while its on and twisting until cooked thoroughly.

My sisters ex boyfriend gave her the Oklahoma Roastbeef before she got a restraining order.

by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016

oklahoma limousine

A truck with 6 or more doors.

"Me and my cousin got a ride to prom in an Oklahoma Limousine."

by CelicaSupra January 24, 2017

oklahoma jitters

When you drink too much coffee, and it makes you uncomfortable inside and out

Man, I shouldn't have had that fourth cup of coffee, it gave me the Oklahoma Jitters!

by SharkSausage August 3, 2020

oklahoma sober

Beer/Weed only

“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”

by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020

Buffalo, Oklahoma

More cattle than people.

Buffalo, Oklahoma is located in the armpit of the panhandle.

Buffalo, Oklahoma is the county seat of Harper county.

by oklahomaLux July 5, 2013

Oklahoma Kiss

When two prolapsed rectums touch.

After anally fisting, Mike and John gently Oklahoma kissed by pushing their prolapsed rectums together.

by Gavin Smith18 October 24, 2019

Oklahoma Stretcher

The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.

"Be carefull if you're hiking in Oklahoma! You don't want to get caught by the Oklahoma Stretcher!

by TsunamiDiesel October 17, 2022