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Mateo

A fucking weird ass bitch who goes and rapes every boy in the radius of 500m, He is also very funny but can stick to one girl, he fucking funny but also sometimes mean. Just dont get on his bad side.
Oh shit its a Mateo!
by RGBOSS34 June 5, 2025
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Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all
last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came
by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025
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Mateo Luka

Mateo Luka is a very big spast but he has a very perfect girlfriend and that is the only thing he can be proud of.
Hey that is Mateo Luka

- Whos that? His name sounds very stupid
by theLionKingggg November 22, 2021
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Mateo

This name doesn’t mean shit, like any others by the way.
Can you stop Mateo ?
by Vorgolf November 22, 2021
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Mateo

People with this name have a very big dick and always have girls around them. If you know a person who his name is Mateo dont leave them. Trust me!
I pulled a Mateo. I got a Mateo
by Rakderr69420 November 22, 2021
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Mateo

Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!

You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!

Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes
How grateful I am to have Mateo as a friend.
Mateo is so cute!
by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021
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Mateo solis

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
by Mateo solis November 22, 2021
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