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SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
by BeelzeDerp May 5, 2022
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MAGA

The most logical free thinkers in America. They don't just support Donald J Trump they support what he stood for. If you support MAGA you support American freedoms from tyranny and oppression. The other side wants to keep you enslaved and poor. If you don't stand up for MAGA country you won't have a country to stand in. All these other definition are written by brain washed people with TDS. The first and second amendment will keep you free. Don't come crying to MAGA when the nation is in shambles because you were too blind to see it right in front of your face. You Sit in the truck, MAGA people got this.
MAGA country is full of the greatest people on earth.
by KyGun November 6, 2022
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Maga Moon

A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.
This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon
by countchokcula November 7, 2022
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Krav Maga

Punching someone in the mouth with brass knuckles. Attacking someone's eyes so they can't see. Palm someone's nose to win against a shark. 5-7 strikes not once like a black bitch who "punches you in the mouth" 😭. Anything goes do or die. Say it's not gonna be me.
I used krav maga and gouged this gangstalking piece of trashes eye in in the street when the bitch was high on pcp and attacked me.
by TI Satan November 24, 2022
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MAGA Force

Maga Force. V. The smell and noise left after the right winger leaves from ones arse and mouth while bearing down and nothing happens, yet the unwashed stink while wearing a red hat is all that remains after blaming others for the tight anal sphincter.
Billy Joe Jimbob Looks stuffed up like he had a hard time going since his trip to DC, now he's trying Maga Force to push, while blaming Biden for all his problems since his January 6th trial. He smells like he hasn't wash his ass in months.
by Magikpoo October 20, 2022
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MAGA Gun Fu Fighter

A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.

There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.

Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.

There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
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MAGA

acronym for Morons And Goofy Asswipes
MAGA!... How else can you describe those trump followers.
by pussy bee November 11, 2024
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