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legal fuck

A term used to describe someone sexually interesting to and younger than the user when the interest has reached the age of consent or other age that prevents legal conundrums from occurring if a sexual relationship ensures.
Hey man, can you tell me how old Stasia is? She's fiiiiine.
Oh, Stasia? She's 18.
18? Damn, then she's a legal fuck! I have got to get up on that booty!
by V' July 9, 2016
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Wann Bubatz legal?

Aufschrei der Öffentlichkeit die auf die Legalisierung von Cannabis besteht.
#wannbubatzlegal
*Ampelkoalition existiert*
Jeder: "Wann Bubatz legal?"
by etern4ljay December 5, 2021
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Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.
by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008
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legalize nuclear bombs

When the nuts pop you go supa sayan and when that happen the goverment will try to shut down cuz you be too strong and shi fr on boss. so when da boss be like dammmnn yo you gusy legalizing the bomb or nuclear ibe like yuhh cuz we on the sshiz fr brotha like the money when it pop up it be coming on me it dont even matter when i see the money i go blind cuz that shi just come to me brah and like when i get too much money the compount interest be ball busting me so i go ahead and jsut frick up dawg and buy a nuclear bomb annnd,,, like shiiiii but the probklem with that is thatt uhh like i go to jail.......,.. but yuh bordda i just drop the bomb cuz we fr like that because the blacked out uber x with the whole team bussin is too strong against the us goverment
we bustin it up
yuh
legalize nuclear bombs
(ejaculates)
by i keep the seed on me October 11, 2022
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Legal Beagle

A cigarette break that the boss knows about
I'm just off for a legal beagle
by Lololol88 November 17, 2016
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legal-industrial complex

Legal-industral complex (n): The tendancy for a system of laws to become self-reinforcing and ever-increasingly complicated in order to provide continual employment for legal professionals. The legal-industrial complex is especially prominent in the United States, where a disproportionately high number of educated individuals choose to become lawyers as a default career path and/or attend law school without having much idea of what they actually want to do with a law degree, the result of which is a lawyer for roughly every hundred people.
Joe Bob: "Have you decided what to do with your liberal arts degree yet?"

Mary Jane: "Well, in an economy like this, there are no jobs available for people with my training. So I guess I'll go to law school."

Joe Bob: "Wow, you're going to become part of the legal-industrial complex."
by SpliffRollaJ June 29, 2010
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For legal reasons that's a joke

Used in the context of someone saying something offensive in a humorous manner and fearing potential repercussions
John:"Pineapple belongs on pizza"
Mod: *clears throat*
John"for legal reasons that's a joke"
by MrBossMan750 January 28, 2022
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