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Libertarianism

What no pussy does to a person.
Person 1: "Have you ever had relations with a woman?"

Person 2: "No, I subscribe to Libertarianism."
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Libertarian

1.) very misunderstood group of individuals
2.) The true political party of America
3.) polar opposite is the Independent party
4.) Not heartless individuals we just have a "can do" attitude and we are not here to "save the world".
5.) instead of outright banning things, we realize vices are not going anywhere and we are just going regulate how they are used.
6.) not right or left and not the republican party.

In short, todays libertarian party desire is for an America that is not plagued by social issues. such as gun control, gender identity, rent control, income equality, substance abuse, government over reach such as pandemic response, and closing the national parks during a government shut down. Specific government agencies we would like to see dismantled are the ATF, DEA and FEMA. We believe that the states should have more local authority and should have more resources so the federal government will not unless absolutely necessary have to step in.

Many people feel libertarians want chaos when simply that is not the case. We wont completely dismantle the government and social programs we just don't want the needs of the very few to complicate society.
Democrat: I want people to be able to have abortions
Republican: I want abortions to illegal
Libertarian: how bout, it's none of our business who gets an abortion, and we should leave roe vs wade alone and be on our way. This is necessary ignorance!

Democrat: I want gay marriage legal
Republican: No god will hate us all
Libertarian: how about, we will give same-sex marriages equal rights we will just call it something else?
by stainless67 March 11, 2022
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libertarian poverty

Since anyone can provide *services *, any libertarian can theoretically contribute to the libertarian economy.
Unless they are just in libertarian poverty, which means that they are a virgin incel.
Here, services implies sexual services.
A: "I'm in libertarian poverty at the moment, because of these pesky women"
B: "Bro admit you're bitchless and go goon to your purist hentai lmfao"
by dadiamondarmor December 17, 2025
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Libertarian

A libertarian is someone who wants to advance your liberty, including having limited government interference within your life, protecting constitutional rights, free market capitalism, etc.
Person 1: We need to change the entire constitution.
Person 2: As a libertarian, I believe we should not change the entire constitution. Peoples freedom and rights would die.
by anonymous February 18, 2025
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Libertarian

A person that supports the political ideology of Libertarianism. Libertarians can't bare the idea of helping other people. Libertarians usually despise any form of selflessness and rely on independence to get through life. That is, independence by exploiting other people.
This guy never helps with anything and is extremely selfish, he's probably a libertarian.
by socialism_is_good November 23, 2021
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Libertarian

A foolish Liberal Lover who backs into door knobs for a hobby and votes for Justin Trudeau.
Hey Adrien! Grow a pair and Stop being such a Libertarian!
by CPL. Bloggins April 20, 2025
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Batesian Libertarianism

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.
by SifuBates June 23, 2021
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