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Laptop

The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.
"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"
by Lil'ith Rose December 30, 2022
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Laptop

Its a computer device that is portable and replaced the desktop computer many years ago. Especially popular for gaming, work and internet search and use.
Who ever invented the name laptop ruined in person sex and bras lingeri for me from about the year 2011
by Patrick the Starfish001 January 3, 2023
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Gaming Laptop

Something to play your favorite game, spore on.
I just got my awesome Gaming Laptop from Walmart, now I am ready to play spore at a hair tingling 39 Fps.
by Slumblungo August 18, 2023
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Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop

Felica is the best laptop in existence she is the bread to my butter the paper to my book the words to my page I love her so much.
Alessio : Hey isnt that Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop you're with?
Me : yeah it is!

Oscar and William: damm felica the gaming laptop looking hella fine ngl .
by Dizzardary October 27, 2022
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Laptop Gamer

Dude who has either bigger balls then jupiter or cant afford and pc
"Hey dude i heard he/she is an laptop gamer"
by V1ince cuh fan 69 June 5, 2022
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sentient laptop

When a mentally unstable greek man accidentally creates the first self-aware artificial intelligence on his laptop by downloading porn viruses.
Recorded video from unknown origin: "The year is 2100, the sentient laptop has reduced every city into a nuclear wasteland. The rest of us are being picked off one by one"
by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2022
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