A dirty Kali is when a girl with a fatty come over to you at lunch in school and sits on your face and in the act of eating her out she sharts leaving a starfish brown stain on your forehead. ( Best experienced with a vibrator toy in ass on max vibration )
by SexMaster2099 July 16, 2023
Get the Dirty Kali mug.A kali-cat is a person who thinks they are better than everyone else, and always angry.
this name is usually given to a very short and very angry person, which is what spawns the "Cat" part of the name, and anybody with this nickname is usually very obnoxious as well.
this name is usually given to a very short and very angry person, which is what spawns the "Cat" part of the name, and anybody with this nickname is usually very obnoxious as well.
Jared is SUCH a kali-cat, I cant make a single joke without him blowing up at me!
Lily is always so mad at me! I honestly think shes becoming a kali-cat
Lily is always so mad at me! I honestly think shes becoming a kali-cat
by Billiam Fulwark April 28, 2024
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Get the maa ki chut kali mug.The Wrath of Kali is said to manifest in those who partake in Indian cuisine, whether consumed in a restaurant or procured from a takeaway, particularly when the dish has been lavishly seasoned with spices or other disagreeable ingredients.
Typically occurring several hours after consumption, this affliction may present symptoms ranging from persistent flatulence to explosive diarrhoea. Those afflicted are strongly advised to seek solitude, or at the very least remain within close proximity to a lavatory, for the protection of themselves and others. Kali, once invoked, will usually sustain this torment for up to twenty-four hours before finally relenting.
Typically occurring several hours after consumption, this affliction may present symptoms ranging from persistent flatulence to explosive diarrhoea. Those afflicted are strongly advised to seek solitude, or at the very least remain within close proximity to a lavatory, for the protection of themselves and others. Kali, once invoked, will usually sustain this torment for up to twenty-four hours before finally relenting.
by g-p198 January 24, 2026
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