a innocent bribe is when you are innocent of a crime but you look really guilty. too much falsified evidence against you or powerful people accusing you. where its no way out and you will be find guilty no matter what. so you offer the police an innocent bribe telling them to take a bribe because you are innocent and its no way to beat this case. and it really comes down to your character how you live your life and what you did with it. to see if they trust you. you may even have a track record of previous crimes that people frame you for, and thought you would win because you was innocent and got found guilty for everything. it could of been multiple crimes that are similar to make you look guilty too. so this will be your only way out.
look mr/mrs officer i am innocent of these crimes but its no way to win this case. so take this innocent bribe so i can be free. you could even monitor secretly and see i dont do no other crimes and even the people who accuse me unless they are wolves/wolf in sheep clothing. you wont ever see the real them then.
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