police infection

The police won't leave you alone

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection

by Caroooootako August 24, 2016

yeast infection

What happens when you don't brush your teeth before doing oral.

Sarah got a yeast infection because of her boyfriend's poor hygiene.

by fagatron92 May 6, 2018

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 2, 2019

Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.

She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.

by Golove November 2, 2019

#jailbreak infection

Request for additional term, #jailbreak infection. This is what is being called a "#jailbreak infection, e.g., a vaccinated individual who can no longer hack pandemic induced celibacy and goes out, has sex with and is infected by an asymptomatic partner.

Greg was vaccinated but could no longer hack his pandemic induced celibacy any longer and so he found a partner to hook up with who was asymptomatic and now he's got the Covid #jailbreak infection.

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Bad Beat Infection

"Bad Beat Infection" is an alternate term for "Breakthrough Infection".

CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.

"He's fully vaccinated but he was in the tiny percentage that got a bad beat infection. Fortunately, he's OK thanks to the vaccines."

by Trinity Mind August 12, 2021