hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

Can't hurt

When you are asked a question and you agree because you don't see any reason not to.

"Would you like me to show you how to mine Bitcoin?"

"Can't hurt!"

by therocker83 July 18, 2021

butt-hurt

Taking offense at something and getting pissy and dramatic about it.

I farted in her face and she got all butt-hurt.

by The Kid! June 17, 2004

butt-hurt

its like being mad about something dumb and making it a big deal

Don't get all butt-hurt about it snowing!!!

by Horney Lopez January 6, 2008

Hurt Monkey

The general sense of dejection and disappointment that follows failure, or

A dejected and defeated person.

Don't get all hurt monkey on us.

Danny has been nonstop hurt monkey since Lindsey turned him down.

by kevin12dr January 15, 2011

mess of hurt

noun, an overwhelming barrage of bad news or emotional or physical pain.

"Sean was in a mess of hurt when he learned that not only was his ex-girlfriend pregrant, but that her new man wanted to beat him up for his transgression."

by Storm Gifford May 5, 2006

hurt attack

verbal, emotional or physical abuse.

every Time i see you, i always get chest pains. because you always hurl a 'hurt attack' at me.

by EnterNot August 20, 2008