Butt Gremlins

The shits you get from eating after midnight

Man we shouldn't had stopped at that diner last night. I have a bad case of the butt gremlins.

by MisterVister February 20, 2015

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Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.

She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.

by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017

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gremlin pussy

When a woman cannot get wet, in a sexually aroused manner

She is beautiful and she’ s got a gremlin pussy...can’t get it wet

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye November 22, 2019

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Cock Gremlin

When a man squats down naked while jacking off. Many cock gremlins are found on omegal

I was on omegal yesterday and saw like six cock gremlins. I wanna tip one over

by Lizard.tits June 1, 2019

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gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.

Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.

by Schlink238 January 24, 2017

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The Gremlin Grunt

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.

Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.

by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020

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