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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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