Junior Garcia

A huge cockosaurus rex. Also refered to as sausage. Is overly attractive and can evolve into a wolf. Lives in a pack with crazy people, but runs away often. Can lift more weight than anyone on the planet and has true romance.

I wish I were Junior Garcia.
A Junior Garcia pwns everyone.

by taranovaextream July 9, 2010

Cook Garcia

Known for saying "Bai" all the time aswell as "Coos"

Hangs out with a faggle named Wesley.

Is a wannabe asian, with a crappy Green Honda.

Have pretty bad ass hair but still wanna be asain >.>

Cook Garcia: I go bai!

Wesley: coos, bai!

by hiddenleaf June 11, 2011

Kevin Wilfred Garcia

darkest nigga alive, sweatest ass mofo, has no aesthetic, likes skin-tight sausages

"Do you know Kevin Wilfred Garcia?"
"No, but his middle name is Wilfred."

by f u kevin October 19, 2015

Laura Garcia Alfaro

The funniest, cutest girl at KHS
Lmao
Mclit
Fricknuggets
Laura you are amazing and I really like you

Mmmm Laura Garcia Alfaro is a G

by Eyes Of A Angel November 12, 2018

Mariana Garcia

A character in twd a new frontier who died in the first episode, Mariana was a good character.

Mariana Garcia was a great character

by ITS GOT PIG NOISES?! July 13, 2018

Smelly Garcia

The art of flinging your crusty cum sock at your significant others face and farting in her/his mouth thereafter.

Dude, i gave shelia a smelly garcia this morining!

Dude nice!

by smellygarcia February 1, 2019

Yalhé Garcia

Oh, you wanna know about a Yalhé Garcia huh? Well let me tell you, she's a great girl and wifey material. Yalhé usually loves trying new things, whether they're frightening or not. She has a lot of talent and she's very adventurous. There is some days when she doesn't love herself, but 99.8% of the time she's pretty confident. Yalhé has a BIG sense of humor, I'm pretty sure her dirty jokes won't fail to make you laugh. She is very creative and has an imagination that will blow your mind. Her favorite place might just be the beach. She loves pizza and pancakes. She will literally wake you up at 12 am just to go on a late night drive. She's extremely goofy and adorable. If you're a guy and you let her borrow a sweater or a shirt, she'll most likely take it and never give it back. She's just a person that you wanna be around constantly. She's the girl of your dreams. But then again, there's her freaky side, which no one knows, unless you're her boyfriend or a really close friend.

"Have you seen Yalhé Garcia's new insta post?"
"Hell yeah, she's hot"

by herigis@yalhegarcia hit her up April 15, 2018