cheating device

noun;

a mobile device or cell phone belonging to an unfaithful partner and/or someone who’s genitals have been in close proximity of/or in you.

common colors; rose gold, space gray and most common, fuck boy red. most likely found face down, locked and on DND.

Samantha yelled, in a loud outburst “get that cheating device out my face!”
iPhone has just released their newest cheating device, iPhone 13 ProXs

by anonymous June 10, 2023

Device Addiction

Captured devotion resulting from a lack of vision and values – if unaddressed will likely cause the collapse of purpose/meaning within the ostensible captive.

Once she determined her core competencies and decided on a vision for the future, her Device Addictions had no more power over her.

by Hermathecles March 29, 2023

butter delivery device

Something, usually low/medium quality bread, that you eat only because you can put butter on it.

No, use the other bread for the sandwiches. This bread is just a butter delivery device.

by Balls2Wall January 16, 2023

ego device

Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.

"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."

by thevibesinquestion April 6, 2024

\.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect

In 2020 a bug was found where if you went to this directory on chrome/firefox/edge it would crash your system.

A: Hey, have you seen the \.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect bug?
B: Let's wake up and say \.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect to eachother.

by Emre_exe May 25, 2024

operating device

code name for a cart or cartridge when you’re at school or around randoms

Liam: sauce me the operating device im gonna go hit a blinker

Kraig: *discretely slides Liam the cart*

by i like hunt bitches March 12, 2024