cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.

Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.

by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023

coral cruiser

best music ever
Please accept this

coral cruiser is amazing

by notafemboylover January 30, 2024

Cleveland Cruiser

When you urinate out of a moving vehicle while it is in motion, while you are inside of said vehicle.

John's gonna be late, he got pulled over 'cause he pulled a Cleveland Cruiser.

by Leslothegreat August 2, 2023

watermelon cruiser

Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.

fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again

by Chestosterone October 30, 2019

Cruiser

A person who is non-self motivated, lazy, never taking responsibility and expecting to be kept up or supported by someone else. An individual 'who relies on another for basic necessities, who expects others to provides their needs and wants. One who doesn't "bring anything to the table", but expects to reap the same benefits as contributing persons.

Person A. Did you see dude just walk in the door and sit down at the table and start eating?

Person B. Yeah, he's sposed to be a friend, but just takes advantage of everyone's good graces like that. A real cruiser.

by Grailpolisher July 8, 2022

Turnpike Cruiser

A luxury hardtop full size sedan made by Mercury (nicknamed as "The Big M"), produced from 1957 to 1958, relatively unknown like many late 50s american full size sedans to people who only drool on Tri Five Chevies.

Gerard is a car nerd, he is obsessed with Mercuries especially their late 1950s two and four door hardtop models (Montclair, Monterey, Turnpike Cruiser & Parklane).

by Fairlane57 July 29, 2022

National Cruiser Day

This is the day we all drink cruisers
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout

Jim: I have work
Gc: it’s national cruiser day what do you mean?

by cruiserlover January 3, 2022