A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squatter mug.A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.
My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert
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Get the i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert mug.A Man-woman concert is a form of concert without formal regulation or legislation on the purchase of tickets. Usually have less safety guidelines and precautions.
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“Yeah, Owen is a real concert cuckhold, he is always complaining when people around him are busting a move.”
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Get the Concert mug.Concert butt is the nervous, emergency diaharrea feeling you get when standing in line to go onto a rollercoaster and you’re terrified of roller coasters
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When you are at a concert, the band takes the stage and you’re so excited !! Then the 911 emergency projectile diaharrea feeling sets in.
That’s the meaning of Concert Butt
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When you are at a concert, the band takes the stage and you’re so excited !! Then the 911 emergency projectile diaharrea feeling sets in.
That’s the meaning of Concert Butt
Hey Ma, are you going to wear an adult diaper to the concert tonight? I would hate for you to have concert butt again, do you remember how mad people were because you didn’t change your pants? Just a heads up 👍🏼
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