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Wiggins, Colorado

Wiggins, Colorado a place where the only thing to do is wait for fall so you can go to the pumpkin patch.
The most boring town in America Wiggins, Colorado.
by Not A Kid From Brush ;) December 8, 2018
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Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.
I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker
by MaZZ_hubb July 9, 2017
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Colorado musk

When someone makes a comment about the odor.

"It's just my colone. It's called Colorado musk.
by Steeveeveee October 23, 2018
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Colorado hang

The act of enjoying Colorado without moving: not hiking, skiing, mountain biking, rockclimbing, or paddling. Just hanging.
Yesterday I did the Colorado hang and read a book in a mountain cabin.
by SlimeQueen July 18, 2023
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Larkspur Colorado

The coolest place on plant earth. If you are one with nature and loves wildlife, Larkspur is the place for you! It's a small town full of people of all ages, if your looking for a good place to party or just chill, it will be in the Lark, as the natives like to call it. Deer are seen nearly every day on the sides of the roads and in the summer, bears are seen occasionally. Pine trees surround every inch of the land and everything is a beautfiul sight. Many people that don't know Larkspur say it's boring, but the fun is right under their nose. There are local waterfalls that are within walking distance from most Larkspurians. There are also off road dirt trails and an abandoned mine! There is always something new to do in Larkspur if you just have a little fun searching for it.
by LammberAmmy July 30, 2011
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colorado rockies

Act of shiting on a women chest, and haveing her rub her titis toether while you rub your cock in between them creating a beautiful brown mountain scape.
I colorado rockies my girl and then had her lick my chocolate cone.
by kel rock September 22, 2006
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Colorado Omelette

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.
Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.
by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012
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