best buy

best buy is a sexuality where someone will refuse to date a super straight,

(some know as best BI)

Person 1: you’re kinda cute wanna go out?
Person 2: whats your sexuality?
Person 1: Super straight.
Person 2: sorry im bi but im also best buy so i dont date super straights

Person 1: FU-

by xobabyomi March 13, 2021

Private buy

Private buy/Privately bought
A personal purchase of an unreleased song of an artist from somebody with access to unreleased music.

David privately bought (Private buy) a bunch of unreleased Playboi Carti songs from 2019? We're definitely never hearing those...

by jmktdyuhij May 28, 2023

buy a vowel

To purchase illegal substances popular at raves. Two especially are indicated in this phrase:
1) LSD, also known as acid (A)
2) MDMA, also known as ecstasy (E)
As A and E are vowels, to "buy a vowel" is to purchase one of these drugs. The phrase is derived from the popular "Wheel of Fortune" television game show, but its raver connotations were spread by the movie "Groove."

Buyer: "Hi. I want to buy a vowel."
Dealer: "All right. A or E?"

by telemakhos November 6, 2008

mass buying

is something swiffers do after their idol begs them to do it

we are mass buying because Taylor begged us to

by ariantorssss August 15, 2021

Buying a Toyota

To kill a person or a group of people. In reference to the 2010 malfunctions with Toyota brand vehicles (accelerators & braking systems). The logic at this time was that if someone was wanted dead, buy him/her a Toyota and it would take care of the problem.

Buying a Toyota has absolutely nothing to do with the purchase of an automobile. This saying is just a metaphor for committing murder or ridding oneself of a problem.

1.Thug 1: Man they say that Amanda is down at the precinct singing like a bird.
Thug 2: Yeah I heard. Don't worry I'm gonna buy the bitch a Toyota and everything is gonna be cool.

2. Carol: Girl, I'm so tired of my husband; he's so boring.

Anne: Why don't you leave him?

Carol: Because we live off of his inheritance.

Anne: Well you could always buy him a Toyota.

Carol: Now there's an idea!

3. Terrence: Mark, what are you going to do about Jeffery threatening your life.

Mark: I'm in the process of buying a Toyota for that dude right now.

by HoodGood GL February 10, 2010

D. Buied

When a guy cock blocks and swoops on the girl.

I was hooking up with a girl and my friend "D. Buied" me after I left to go outside.

by norhygrets January 29, 2010

Buying ladders

When you make a bunch of ways to get yourself out of a situation but they all end up failing anyways

Dude your relationship is over stop Buying ladders and move on

by Rustybeartrap April 24, 2011