August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks

John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"

by notnorton May 22, 2022

December 13th

Are u bored of ur short friends slapping u on december 10th? Then December 13th is slap your short friends day.

Slap Your Short Friend Day December 13th

by Atestheurbanlegend December 9, 2021

April 13th

National give me your nudes day

John: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hi John
John: give me your nudes because it's April 13th!
Sarah: ok

by Mr. Hehe April 13, 2022

April 13th

April thirteenth is international fuck-a-friend day. Huh, they really let any moron make one of these

“Well Hannah, it’s april 13th, you know what that means!”

by Doctor ball-tickler April 13, 2022

April 13th

International fuck-a-friend day
Huh. They really let any moron make one of these

“Well, it’s april 13th, you know what that means, Hannah”

by Doctor ball-tickler April 13, 2022

April 13th

The day "Club Penguin Rewritten" was shut down

Person 1: Hey its april 13th

Person 2: The day CPR was shut down?

Person 1: Yes!

Person 2: #SAVECPR

Person 1: #SAVECPR

by BrotImWeltraum April 13, 2022

January 13th

on January 13th you can not get any homework.

teacher: “where’s the homework?”

you: it’s January 13th

by Emmieisdumbbblollll December 20, 2020